Chuckle 5131

Chuckle 5131

Chuckle 154 (Sent out in Nov 2003)

(Another can you top this from Rick and Ann of

Surrey, BC. Thanks!)



~Christmas:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, 
Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)

The teacher, Mrs. Jones, asked each of her students  how they celebrated Christmas. She called first on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell me,  Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?" Patrick addressed the class: "Me and my twelve  brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing  hymns. Then we come home very late and we put mince  pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to  come with all our toys." "Very nice, Patrick," she said. "Now, Jimmy Brown,  what do you do at Christmas?" "Me and my sister also go to church with Mum and Dad,  and we sing carols. When we get home, we put cookies  and milk by the chimney and hang up our stockings. We  hardly sleep waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents." "That's also very nice, Jimmy," she said. Realizing that there was a Jewish boy in the class and  not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she  asked him the same question. "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?" "Well, we also sing carols," Isaac responded. Surprised, Mrs. Jones questioned further. "Tell us what  you sing." "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes  home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce and  drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look  at all the empty shelves and sing, 'What a friend we have in  Jesus.' Then we all go to the Bahamas." ____________________________________________________________

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Aunty Acid

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Herman