Chuckle 5124

Chuckle 5124

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)



~Aphorism~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s )

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a  concise and witty manner.                 ♦   I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble....but shouldn't that  be an even number? ♦   I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing  behind you. ♦   When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90%  of their body. Men are so polite they only look  at the covered parts. ♦   Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? ♦   You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving  your body ♦   My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that! ♦   I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's  been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night. ♦   Money talks ... but all mine ever says is   good-bye. ♦   You're not fat, you're just easier to see. ♦   If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. ♦   I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.  Do they just give you a bra and say,  "Here, fill this out?"    ♦   The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient. Now,don’t you feel better knowing what an  aphorism is?   ______________________________________________   (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ ______________________________________________  Aunty Acid _____________________________________________________ Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s