Chuckle 5121

Chuckle 5121 Floppy

Sent by John C of Clear Lake CA in Dec 2000

~Wedding Night~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)

A guy went out on the golf course, took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, "How bad is it Doc? I'm getting married next week, and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way. “The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week." So he took four tongue de- pressor and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentioned none of this to his girl. They got married and on the honeymoon night in their hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them, and she said, "You'll be the first; no one has ever touched them before.”He tore off his pants and said, "Look at this. It's still in the crate!"

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Aunty  Acid

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Herman