Friday, August 16, 2019

Chuckle 5119


Chuckle 5119 Classic

Chuckle 443 (Sent out in Sept 2004)

(Willie in Sacramento CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Drinking Buddies~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman )



Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the behind and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"..! ." and she acts like she is asleep every time.


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