Chuckle 5109

Chuckle 5109 Classic

Chuckle 435 (Sent out in AUG 2004)

(Today's chuckle was sent to us by Dean O of Florence OR.

Thanks Dean!)

~INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan! 



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Maxine

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Herman