Chuckle 5106

Chuckle 5106 Classic

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jayne C of Clear Lake CA)

~RENT DUE~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

An Indian, a black man and a Polack share an apartment. The rent is due soon and all three are unemployed, so they all go out to look for a job.

That evening, they met to discuss their day.

The Indian says to his roommates, "Me pissed - me no find no job." The black man then says, "Shit man, I ain't hooked up no job either!" The Polack chimes in, "Hey, I found a job! The owner said all I had to do was show up on time at 8A.M. and I could go to work!"

Knowing that the Indian woke really early and watched the sun rise, the Polack asked the Indian to wake him at 6:30 so he could get to work on time and then went to bed.

The black man liked to play practical jokes and talked the Indian into helping him play one on the Polack. While the Polack slept the other twopainted his face black.

The Indian woke the Polack at 6:30 who then got dressed and went straight to his new job. When he got there, he told the owner he was ready to go to work. The owner said he didn't know what he was talking about. The Polack reminded him of his promise to put him to work if he showed up on time. The owner said that the guy he hired was white. The Polack replied, "I am white". The owner said, "No you're not, you are black, go look in the mirror!"

The Polack went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and exclaimed, "That stupid damn Indian woke up the wrong guy!"



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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s