Chuckle 5096

Chuckle 5096

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L in Mt Vernon WA.)

This was so long I had to cut it down a bit, so Pt 2 will be a long soon.

---Jerry---

~MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE~  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. 
• If Mike, Dave, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba, and Wildman. 

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave, and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
• The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s