Chuckle 5095

Chuckle 5095 Classic

This story was received in May 2002 , Anon sender.

~A little winter humor!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

   A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl catches up. She knocks on
the door and the trucker lowers the
window. The girl says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of
you load."  The trucker ignores her
and proceeds down the street.

  The trucker stops for another red light and the girl again catches
up.  She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"  He ignores her again and continues down the street.

    The trucker stops for still another red light and the girl catches up
again all out of breath. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window.
  Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load!"

  He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops. The trucker
gets out of the truck, approaches the blonde girl and says:  "Hi, my name is Andy and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"



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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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Maxine

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Herman