Chuckle 5110

Chuckle 5110

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Art Collector. ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A New York attorney, representing a wealthy art collector, called and asked to speak to his client.

"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million...and I think she is probably right."

Paul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow !! Well done !! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she ? You've just made my day.

Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it ?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s