Chuckle 5152

Chuckle 5152

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Bev in Mt Vernon WA)

~Aphorism:~ Part 1 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s )

  A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation.

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5.  A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a   company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9.  Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.

10.  No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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Aunty Acid

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s