Chuckle 5143

Chuckle 5143 Classic

Chuckle 259 (Sent out in Mar 2004)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Pam in Roseville, CA!)

~Marriage at It's Finest: ~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman )


Marriage (Part I)

  A typical man married a good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
 

  "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I
don't expect any hassle from you.  I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.  I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

   His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.  Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Marriage (Part II)

  A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!  The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'

   "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"

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 (Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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Aunty Acid

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Herman