Chuckle 5141

Chuckle 5141

(One more from Nancy s in Sun City AZ)

~IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman )


1) You can't count your hair.   

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.   

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.   

Put your tongue back in your mouth, sure you can still breathe, you fool.   

Ten (10) Things I know about you.   

1) You are reading this.   

2) You are human.   

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.   

4) You just attempted to do it. You are an idiot!   

6) You are laughing at yourself,   

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.   

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.   

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.   

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.   

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot fool category.   
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."





(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



Aunty Acid

Herman