Chuckle 5221

Chuckle 5221 Floppy

(Received in Mar 2001)

~Mangled Manhood~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and  Sign )

A man was in a terrible accident and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery
since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for "small," $6500 for
"medium", and $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or a large, but the doctor urged

him to talk it over with his wife before deciding. The man called his
wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room and found the man looking quite
dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" he asked.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen!"

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Maxine at Xmas

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