Chuckle 5216

Chuckle 5216

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy of Sun City AZ)

These are great, and not just a little bit true! ??

~1960s Hits Renamed ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s )

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday

They include:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face ?

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harum--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba--- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To





And Last, but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again



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