Chuckle 5208

Chuckle 5208

 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA)



~ Newfie Diet~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Sign )

A  Irish Woman was terribly overweight, so the doctor put her on a diet.

I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."



When the Irish Woman returned, she shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!!

"That's amazing", the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irish Woman nodded. "I'll tell you though, bye jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 'tird day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from  da friggin' skippin'." 





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