Chuckle 5199 Classic

Chuckle 5199 Classic

Chuckle 48

~Military Chuckles~ (Sent out in July 2003)

    Give credit to Nadine (Cookie) Walsh of Carpinteria, CA.

for the chuckles!

    Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new

Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked

on the office door.

   Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked

up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into

the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this after-

noon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime,

thank you for your good wishes, sir."

    Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young

enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"

   "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just

here to hook up your telephone."



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   A  Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.

They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when

the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

   The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My

wife will think I've been in a Red Light District!"

   The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put

it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a house in a

Red Light District smells like."



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