Chuckle 5230

Chuckle 5230

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill P of Florence OR)

~Never try to "one up" an Irishman~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and sign)

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

Over a double latte, the Greek mentions, “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

“Well, it was the Irish who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”

Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
           
“Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

“True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”



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Maxine at Xmas

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