Chuckle 5288

Chuckle 5288

(From save emails) received in Dec. 2002

~Blonde with a problem~( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman )

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

  "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"

"The son of a bitch called back!"

~Blonde Detective Training~

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become

detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows

the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is

your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

   The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast

because he only has one eye!"

   The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows

his profile."

  Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the

picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is

your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

   The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be

too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

   The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!?

Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a

picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?

   Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the

third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect,

how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds" . . . think hard

before giving me a stupid answer."

   The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,

"Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."

   The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't

know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an

interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check

his file and I'll get back to you on that."

   He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's

file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his

face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact

wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an

astute observation?"

   "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses

because he only has one eye and one ear."   

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