Chuckle 5284

Chuckle 5284

 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy of Sun City AZ)

~Taxi Ride~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign )

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit.  It was raining hard and all of the prostitutes were standing under awnings along the sidewalks.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied
The taxi driver turned around and said, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth?  They're hookers, boy!  They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes got wide and he asked, "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the cab driver, reluctantly answered, "Yes."
After a few minutes the kid asked, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
She loudly answered, "Most of them become taxi drivers."

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