Chuckle 5275

Chuckle 5275

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S in Sun City AZ)

~Hollywood Squares ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman )

These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now!

 Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?  

A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!  

(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)  

Q. Do female frogs croak?  

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.  

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be  

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.  

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...  

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.  

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?  

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.  

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you   think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?  

A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.  

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Herman