Chuckle 5356
Chuckle 5356
Chuckle 1610
(Goldie C of Florence gets today’s chuckle thanks!)
~SILK PAJAMAS~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have
been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for
fishing. We'll be gone for a Long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to
get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes
for a 3 day weekend....and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick
my things up" "Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does
exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a
little tired but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks
if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bass, and a
few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to
do?
You'll love the answer................
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The wife replies, -- “I did, they're in your tackle box
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George
H of Florence OR gets our thanks for sharing these awards with us!
DARWIN AWARDS 2007
Nominee No. 5: [The News of the Weird]: Michael Anderson
Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting
South Carolinas electric chair on a murder conviction before having his
sentence reduced to life in prison. While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell
attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was
electrocuted.
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