Chuckle 5384

Chuckle 5384 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ) ~Smiles~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Cartoon ) Brothel Trip An  elderly man went into a brothel and told the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looked at the ancient man and asked how old he was. 'I'm 90 years old,' he said. '90?'  replied the woman. 'Don't you realize that you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' said the old man. 'How much do I owe you?' -------------------------------------- Senility An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I’m getting senile.  Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'     'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'   --------------------------------------

Pest Control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,'  said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.  'Who are you?' he asked him.

'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
  
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and answered, 'Why, those little bastards!
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