Chuckle 5417
Chuckle 5417 Classic
Chuckle 814 (Sent in Sept. 2005)
(Dean O from Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~Texas Hospitality~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for
the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)
Dallas Air Traffic Control:
"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to
land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC:
"Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Egypt Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
runway 9R. Allah is Great."
Pause: Static..............
Saudi Air:
"DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC:
Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"
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(Today
in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Herman
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