Chuckle 5417

Chuckle 5417 Classic

Chuckle 814  (Sent in Sept. 2005)

(Dean O from Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Texas Hospitality~  ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Herman)

Dallas Air Traffic Control:
"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared  to
land on runway 9R.   Allah be Praised!"

Dallas  ATC:
"Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land
westbound on runway  9R."

Egypt Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land  on
runway 9R. Allah is Great."

Pause: Static..............
Saudi  Air:
"DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air  911?"
Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE  SAME
RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
INSTRUCTIONS  PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:
Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful  now---ya hear?"

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Herman