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(Linda M of Eugene OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

 Senior health care solution - (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine, and quiz)

 So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

 Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 Senators and 2 Representatives but not necessarily dead!

 Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need!  New teeth - no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

 And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

 Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

 IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR W HAT?

 Personally I liked the cruise ship solution better.---Jerry---

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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

 

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 (Bev’s New Maxines)

 

 

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There are only two questions.

 

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.

 

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

 

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

 

To be Con’t…

 

Answers to Quiz:

 

1... The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing.

 

 

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward:   Niagara Falls. (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

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(Have a great day!)