Chuckle 5452

 

Chuckle 5452 Classic

 

Chuckle 2400 sent out in April 2010

(Rich C of Yuma AZ gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~The Redhead~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

   A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

  Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye flew out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she said

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listens...

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful time.

 

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. .

She said...

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/ho

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Maxine from Bev..

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(Classifieds from Lora S of Florence OR )

 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale...

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

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(Have a great day)