Chuckle 5541

 

Chuckle 5541 Classic

 

Chuckle 405 (Mary S in Los Osos CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Great Truths~ (Part 1) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 diff’s)

 

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 

 

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. 

 

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 

2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. 

 

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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