Chuckle 5531

 

Chuckle 5531 Classic

Chuckle 401

(Dean in Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~ Pack your Bags! ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s )

 A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "HONEY, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach things, or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter", she says. "Just get the hell out."

 

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Here are a few cryptograms that Rick and I have solved lately.

1.   Fun new comedy about a large pond completely filled with beer. ”The brew lagoon.”

2.  After lobsters are caught I wonder if they’re used by a

claw-enforcement agency.

3.   I just love my excursions to beautiful Scandinavian bays. People call me a fjord explorer.

4.  When his favorite fancy sock ripped, the very first remark he made was “Darn it”

Some of these were pretty hard to solve, it’s the challenge we look forward to, and some of them are kind of cute!

 

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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