Chuckle 5522

 

Chuckle 5522 Classic

Chuckle 105 (received  Oct  2003 )

(Willie and Joy of Sacramento, CA.. sent us this

Chuckle. Thanks go to both of you!)

Note: This one is rated PG.

BMW & Tees: ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  6 diff’s)

 Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

  "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.         

  "What are those, son?" asks the attendant.

  "They're called tees" replies Tiger.

  "Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquire the Irishman.

  "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.

  "Jesus, Mary and Joseph", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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