Chuckle 5517 Classic

Chuckle 28

 Received In Feb. 2002 (Source unknown, but I’m guessing Clark!)

~Stranded!!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

 

    One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck getting closer to him.   As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of driftwood or a small boat.  Emerging from the surf is this good-looking, young woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
    She approaches the stunned guy and after they introduce themselves and he tells her of his predicament, she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
   "Ten years!" he says. 

   She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes.  He takes one, lights it, and takes along drag.  "Man, oh man" he swoons, "is that ever good".
  She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"
  Trembling, he replies, "Ten years!"  She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him.  He opens the flask, takes along swig and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!"
  Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively, and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
  The guy, with tears in his eyes replies "Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!

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