Chuckle 5507

 

Chuckle 5507 Classic

Chuckle 6 (Sent out in 2003)

~Ahhh Men~  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

  A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them each a test.

He gives each woman a present of $5000.00
and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done,
new make up and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive
for him because she loves him so much.
The man was very impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these
gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because
she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.00 and re-invests the remainder
in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future

because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money, and then . he ... very logically ...married the one with the
largest boobs.

Surely you weren't thinking men have changed.

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