Chuckle 5505

 

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 Chuckle 111 Sent out in Oct 2003

(Charlotte Kruythoff of Coos Bay, OR gets a thank you for this chuckle.)

 

~Prescription:~

A woman walked into the drugstore and told the pharmacist she wanted to buy some arsenic.

He said, "What do you want with arsenic?"

She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman."

The pharmacist said, "Lady, I can't sell you arsenic even if your husband IS having sex with another woman."

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist said , "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

 

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