Chuckle 5497

 

Chuckle 5497

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning . The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.

 The husband said, 'Who was that?'

 The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' 
 
SECOND DEGREE
 Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.  She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
 The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
 The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
 
 
THIRD DEGREE
 A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
 
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun and, as she does so, she is overcome with grief.  She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
 
 The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
 The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
 
 
FOURTH DEGREE
 A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
 A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?'
 The blonde replies, ‘OH, that's easy . It's W.'
 

 

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