Chuckle 5494

 

Chuckle 5494

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ)

~Scotch with two drops of water~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

 A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, " I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today. "

 The bartender says, " Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me. "

 As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, " I would like to buy you a drink, too. "

 The old woman says, " Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water. " Coming up, " says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, " I would like to buy you one, too. "

 The old woman says, " Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water. "" Coming right up, " the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, " Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? "

The old woman replies, " Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue. "

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