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Chuckle 5492 Classic

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(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

Note; I haven’t received any chuckles from a some of you in

a long time now, come on folks I need some help here!

                                                                    ---Jerry---

 
                                                                      

 

~Have a Beer~ Plus Word for the Day.

 

Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section.  One asks the other if she would like a beer.  The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queezy about purchasing it.  The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said that it was for
washing their hair.

The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer saying,” Here, don't forget the curlers."

 

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Just for Keith K

Word of the Day for Monday September 12, 2005

ostentation \os-ten-TAY-shuhn\, noun:
Excessive or pretentious display; boastful showiness.

In a city where the wealthy are known for ostentation, many are now buying low-profile economy cars to fool kidnappers and thieves.
--Anthony Faiola, "Brazil's Elites Fly Above Their Fears," Washington Post, June 1, 2002

After his marriage, when Francis finally had enough money to indulge his tastes, his extravagance and ostentation in matters of dress frequently occasioned comment.
--Lisa Jardine and Alan Stewart, Hostage to Fortune

It is too early to probe the cause or say how far the staggering ostentation of the wealthy fomented the sullen disaffection of the poor.
--Stephen McKenna, Sonia

 

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For Dee K.