Chuckle 5491

 

Chuckle 5491 Classic

Chuckle 665 sent out in 2005

(Nadine in Carpinteria gets today's chuckle thanks!)

 

~Life Before The Computer ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

   Memory was something you lost with age

   An application was for employment

   A program was a TV show

   A cursor used profanity

 

   A keyboard was a piano

   A web was a spider's home

   A virus was the flu

   A CD was a bank account

   A hard drive was a long trip on the road

   A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

   And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy...

   ... you just hoped nobody ever found out

After installing her new computer Nadine was tempted to use the suggestion indicated by this picture!

 

 

 

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

 

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