Chuckle 5481

 

Chuckle 5481 Classic

Chuckle 656 ( sent out in Feb 2005)

(Phyllis S in Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

 

~Old Lady and the Frog~ 

  An older lady was lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.  So off to the pet shop she went.  She searched and searched, but nothing seemed to catch her interest except for an ugly frog.  As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, "I'm lonely too.  Buy me and you won't be sorry."

lady though - what the heck - she hadn't found anything else. She bought him and carried him out to her car.

While she was driving down the road, the frog whispered, "Kiss me and you won't be sorry."

The lady thought - what the heck - and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young prince.

The Prince then kissed the old lady back . . . and guess what the old lady turned into?

 

 

 

Come on - Guess!

 

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She turned into the first motel she could find.

 

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