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Chuckle 1018
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~One Last Fling~ ( Plus:
Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign
)
(Plus: Today in History and
Word for the Day)
I was a very happy person. My
wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
to get married.
There was only one little
thing bothering me-her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a
pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her
"little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family!"
And the moral of this story
is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
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