Thursday, September 24, 2020

Chuckle 5466

 

Chuckle 5466

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Walking the Dog~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  6 Diff’s )

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco .

Unexpectedly,  the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.

The flight  attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50  minutes.

Everybody  got off the plane except one lady who was  blind.

A man had  noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her  throughout the entire flight.

He could  also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in  Sacramento for almost an hour.  Would you like to get off and  stretch your legs?"

The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his  legs."

Picture  this:

All the  people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked  up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the  blind!  Even worse, the pilot was wearing  sunglasses! People  scattered.  They not only tried to change planes, but they were  trying to change airlines! True story  .... Have a  great day and remember .....

THINGS  AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER  IS A DAY WASTED.

 


 

 


 

 






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