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(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

 

 

~ 3 Grandma’s on a Bench~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

 

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing

home when an old Grandpa walked by.

 

One of the old Grandmas yelled out,

 

'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'

 

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess that, you silly old fools.'

 

One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and

under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'

 

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

 

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump

up and down several times. Determined to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all

piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

 

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked 'How in

the world did you guess my age?'

 

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled

in unison - - -

 

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

 

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 (Maxine from my own collection.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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(A quiz for people who know everything. From Bev)

 

3.. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several  growing seasons.  All other vegetables must be replanted every year.  What are the only two perennial vegetables?

 

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

 Answers below ~

 

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Answers to question 3 and 4

 

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.

 

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.

 

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(Have a great day)