Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5458

Chuckle 5458 Classic

Chuckle 2405 (Sent out in July 2010)

(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Bear In Billings Bar~ (2nd time around)(Plus: Today

in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A bear walks into a bar in Billings,
Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars, in Billings, who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
You're gonna love this........

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."