Chuckle 5465

 

Chuckle 5465

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy of Sun City AZ)

~Puns For the Pandemic ~      Grooning  Appoved  & Tested - people have nothing better to do now. ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  Herman )

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

 

(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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 Herman