Chuckle 5470

 

Chuckle 5470

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

Received in Mar. 2018

~Good Bad and Ugly ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years. ago

Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You just gave 'the birds and the bees' talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do

 

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