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~ Worse Day of My Life ~ (2^nd time around) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)

  Worse day of my life: A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for  half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to  him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.  The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.  When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance.  I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.   At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. . . And then you show up and drink the damn poison! ***

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Herman