Chuckle 5473

 

Chuckle 5473

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill p of Florence OR)

 

~Cowboy Going to Heaven~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and  6 Diff’s)

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.  "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a  gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed  them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached  the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  Then I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s... out of all of you!'"

 St. Peter was impressed and asked, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."    

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(Today in History Click)
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