Chuckle 5486

 

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(Today's chuckle thanks go to George H in Florence OR!)

~Politically Correct ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

Towel Heads :

   Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

   I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

 

 

~Old Goats~

   A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.

   She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

   She then asked, "What do you do in America with your older goats?"

   A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."

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Signs from Bill P of Florence