Chuckle 5496

 

Chuckle 5496

Note from Bill P: Received call from SSA informing me of a problem, and if I don't respond they are closing my account! This is a scam!

The SSA will never call you on the phone! Be wary!

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Chuckle 809

(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks!)

~Only In America~ 2^nd time around 

Plus Word for the day and 6 Differences.

 Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 

 Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! 

 Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 

 Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 

 Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.  Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 

 Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.  

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