Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5515

Chuckle 5515 Classic

Chuckle 26

(Thanks to Dean, Sent in May 2002)

~Cinderella!!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 diff’s)

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world
go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
these years?"

The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived exemplary life
since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still
yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful
consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
"I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking
chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned.

Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge
of the porch, quivering with fear.

Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother."

The Fairy Godmother replied, "It is the least I can do. What does your
heart want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said:
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again".

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage
returned.

Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.
A long-forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her.

When the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what shall
you have?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, I wish

for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up that, when complete he stood before her, a man so beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy
your new life."

And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others
eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man
she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed
in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered: "Bet you're sorry you neutered me now..