Chuckle 5513

 

Chuckle 5513

 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev in Mt. Vernon WA)

~Racism~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Newfy sausage?"

The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?”

The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfy sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland ?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Hardware."

 

 

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