Chuckle 5516

 

Chuckle 5516 Classic

 Chuckle 27

 ~ Cat Wash Advice~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign)

(Another from Dean sent recently)

HOW TO BATHE A CAT
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1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids

and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds

(ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) .

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,

which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from

toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,

where he will air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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