Chuckle 5544

 

Chuckle 5544

 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill P of Florence OR)

 

~Aging~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

GETTING OLDER     
  
A distraught senior citizen   phoned her doctor's office.               
  
"Is it true," she wanted to know, that the medication   you prescribed has to be taken   for the rest of my life?"               
  
“Yes, I'm afraid so,” the doctor   told her.     

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,   "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked   'NO REFILLS'."     
  
  
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   An older gentleman was on the operating table   awaiting surgery   and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.     
  
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.     
  
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"     
  
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."    

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